haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she peed on how many people?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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