I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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