i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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