hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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