They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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