Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
honey bunches of taint.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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