google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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