just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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