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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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