This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I need water and some morals
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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