end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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