put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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