just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
