How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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