I saw his package. It spoke to me.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.