There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Apparently you make a good broom.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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