Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
