I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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