well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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