It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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