Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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