you mean i was at the winter classic?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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