He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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