So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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