She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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