you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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