So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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