We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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