It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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