For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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