its not stalking. its research.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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