I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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