Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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