Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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