So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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