this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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