so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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