drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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