I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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