He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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