I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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