Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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