At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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