Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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