I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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