Welp...herpes.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Randomize