windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
They have beer where we have blood.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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