He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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