Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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