Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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