I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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