Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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