Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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