My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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