____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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