he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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