You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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